Alien abduction

"Yes, Sergeant. That's the last photograph I have of him. They were happily acting the bollixes in front of the gates of the Garden of Remembrance, and then there was a blinding flash of light... and then Luca was gone... Jaysus. I still can't believe it. I don't know... they... they... they must be looking for signs of intelligent life on our planet... They're in for a shaggin surprise, the poor bastards..."