All I Learned In School

Was How To Bend Not Break The Rules


Resolution no 87 - Learn Sumfink New

What I learned today:

- A cashmere jumper on the frostiest day of the year = good
- A cashmere jumper in a 1 hour dancing class = bad
- Morrisons' 27p tea bags - not anywhere as bad as you'd imagine!

Yep, went a-dancin', and learned I'm not nearly as crap as I thought I'd be. I'm a natural! (ahem)


Body count:
2 whole mice in the kitchen when I got up
1 still warm one just now. Took it off him, now he's gone out for another.
edits:
10pm - 1 more fresh one
11.45pm - and that makes 5!!
02.00am (up for a wee) - yep, another makes 6, a new high. Dearie me.




Baggy Trousers, Madness, 1980