The St Bernard of Isleworth

Now, whilst I'm no David Attenborough, I do know the difference between a giraffe and a dog. The title is due to the fact that this particular giraffe has a container of drink round his neck that is my very lifeblood. Except I prefer the diet version.

Those who know me in the real world know that I'm never further than an arms length from a can of diet coke. Which is why, when a couple of friends saw Jeremy Giraffe in a shop, they had to get it for me.

And it's lucky I prefer the diet version because lord knows what size I'd be if I drank the full fat version!