Picked up sticks...

How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood,

What is a wood chuck anyway?

[Does quick Google search..]

Looks like some kind of beaver!

Also, on the same search results, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck" is the name of a documentary film by Werner Herzog (who's name incidentally sounds very familiar but I don't recognize any of his films) about the poetry and alternative language of cattle auctioneers.