George, don't do that.

If you're not an aficionado of Joyce Grenfell, the title will remain a mystery to you! As she pointed out in several of her monologues, there is always one child who does the unspeakable with persistence.

So it was that I came to photograph George the stag. Of all the grace and charm of highland wildlife I pick this animal. A well, there's always tomorrow.

Oh, and George... don't do that.