Eli and the Long Lie

Me and mummy live in different time zones. She says my wakening times are not in line with Greenwich Mean Time. If I lived further east then I'd be spot on. But I don't. However, this morning mummy and daddy woke up at 6.30 and I was STILL SLEEPING. They excitedly chatted about how great this was. Eh, should you not check that I'm alright? I was.

I arrived all bright and breezy this morning at Marion's. I didn't even give mummy a second look as she left. I showed off my wobbly Bambi walking then read books for an HOUR and a HALF. I was hoping to send Marion to sleep so me and Bramble the dog could get up to mischief. I failed. In the afternoon we went a walk and I seen horses and sheep.

I've been doing lots of 'phantom poos' recently. I wait until I'm stripped right down to my nappy then shout 'gotcha'! Today it delayed my nap by 15 minutes. Mummy can't believe how smelly they are. Daddy gives me a high five and says 'that's my boy!'