Saw this...

...and thought of Gimli. No signs of Legolas though.
Gaffer over the doorstep 1st time since about Sunday.
Morrison's - shop. Butchers - seat & meat (In that order). Library - Book, seat, book book, seat, etc.
Home - seat, kip.

He may well be the Mayor, he certainly has a fine ''Corporation''
Take your pick ...
''1. A body that is granted a charter recognizing it as a separate legal entity having its own rights, privileges, and liabilities distinct from those of its members.
2. Such a body created for purposes of government. Also called body corporate.
3. A group of people combined into or acting as one body.
4. Informal A protruding abdominal region; a potbelly.''

Plan A can wait.