Whatever next?

While I was killing time at Gatwick Airport en route to Italy, I came upon this bonkers gadget - a wifi kettle. This is what it can do for you:

Save time and remote boil from anywhere in the house
Set wake up alarms and gain an extra 5 minutes in bed
Arrive home to the iKettle boiled and ready to pour
Boil ready notifications allow you to save energy by never having to re-heat
Avoid that bitter taste and brew at the right temperature. Choose from 65, 80, 95 and 100’c

I think I can live without it!