Another box ticked

Still desperately trying to belong.
Line up the hoops and I will jump through them.
No more cheap sarcasm coming from yours truly.
I will become a fully fledged member of this community, or I'll die trying.
I will stop at nothing!
I have done the moon and flower shots, here is my birdie close-up shot and I am still trying to source a reasonably priced puppy or kitten.
I have been boiling kettles of water beneath cobwebs in the morning light, to give them that extra dewy feel.
I am open to all suggestions.
You say "jump", I'll ask "how high?"

What are the essential shots that turn one into a fully fledged blipper?
What are the stations of the cross on the road to blip martyrdom?