Career Opportunity: Knight Required

 Are you brave, honourable
 and chivalrous?
 Do you like wearing metal suits
 and enjoy being called Sir?
 Then this could be the job for you.

 Your duties will include
 wielding a sword, jousting
 and clanking about.

 Preference will be given
 to those candidates
 who come equipped
 with their own warhorse and squire.

 If you think
 you've got what it takes
 turn up for an interview
 and show us what you can do.

NB Candidates will be left to fight it out amongst themselves.
 Castle Management Inc accepts no responsibility for loss
 of life or limb.



(Unusual for me but I have put a couple in extras).