Music while you work

Here is my musical apron to  help lighten up the kitchen chores.
 
p piano (soft) –the neighbours have complained
 
f forte ( loud ) – the neighbours are out
 
ff fortissimo ( very loud) – to hell with the neighbours
 
Con moto – I have  a car
 
Con spirit – drunk again
 
Quaver- the feeling before a lesson when you haven’t practised
 
Professional- anyone who can’t hold down a steady job
 
Prelude- warm up session before the clever stuff

 
 

Those of us of a certain vintage will remember a famous radio programme called Music While You Work.