AT LAST.

How have we ever managed round here without this essential 21st. Century service.

But here it is folks. And as an opening celebration rumour has it that there will be a discount for recent immigrants from certain island nations in south east Asia which cannot be named for legal reason.

Thousands in South Lakeland will smell a bargain so blow your nose and get over here.

Of course if you are desperate I don't mind if you push in front of me.

After all I shall be number 7,400,000,001in the queue.
* Estimate of world population in March 2016.