Man in shed

We decided that it was time to do the horrible job that we'd been putting off for years, namely, tidying the allotment shed. When we first acquired it about fifteen years ago there was lots of stuff in it that the previous incumbent had left behind. Thinking that we would sort it out later, we just kept our implements in the front third of the shed. Well, we did sort it out later,just fifteen years later, OK?

It was filthy and horrible and we took four bin bags full of landfill plus glass, plastic and wood to the recycling centre. We disturbed spiders that had grown almost to the size of Shelob. We found the hole through which the rats had invaded back in the spring.

You see here a man trying out the novel sensation of not only standing up, fully inside his shed, but being able to turn round in it. ( I don't think we need to be able to swing a cat.....)

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