Span-tastic.....

As far as I know, I'm not 'Wanted' in any European country (unless it's for crimes against bikinis)....

However, I have been thinking carefully, and have decided to seek political asylum in the Spanish Embassy.

I wouldn't like you to think that I have reached this decision lightly.....I weighed up the various Diplomatic Pros and Cons, before settling for Iberia. (France was another possibility, but I prefer Rioja to Claret, and frankly, once supplies run dry, I may well move on to Italian protection.....)

If you're looking for me, I'll be in the Ambassador's guest suite. I've heard a rumour that all accomodation has running hot and cold Ferrero Rocher...not Spanish, I know, but apparently a pre-requisite of Embassy life!

Hasta la vista....I'll be back.

This is MariSol....I bought her in a market in Murcia for about two euros. She hangs in my kitchen, making eyes at every gentleman who comes to call!