Si vis pacem, para bellum

"Did you hear the latest?! It is rumoured that this Lady Lala lunatic with a fixation for capturing innocent members of the population on public benches is currently in Spain!"
"Yeah, maybe, but surely she is nowhere near Catalonia, she is partying hard on her yacht in Ibiza"
"I don't care, I'm ready. If I spot her mop of curly black hair within a Leica throw of our bench, I stick my walking stick up her arse."

Loosely translated from Catalan.


Rejects:

The race
Cross-section of the population
Trolley dolly
Pablo? Is that you?
Duel 1
Duel 2