Honestly, I can't believe the name of this paper is the Green Valley NEWS. Thank goodness it's only published twice a week. But I did learn a lot from reading the front page in the store. (You didn't think I bought this, did you?)
There are 2400 dogs registered in Green Valley. There are about 16,000 year-round residents. Here's what else I learned: there are 12 registered "Cookies" and 9 "Muffins." The most common names in town are Molly, Max and variations of Bo, Bella, and Charlie.
Earth shattering news and definitely worthy of the day's headline!