Festive Pigeon

This pigeon was standing on the guttering of our mini conservatory looking inside through the window.
I asked him if he was ok but he just wanted to know where we'd got all the feathers.
"China" I told him, he replied words to the effect that he is a Pigeon not a Bl**dy Swallow!
Don't know why he was so interested, they only use twigs for their nests.