Happy With Only One Brake

In Dulwich Park. He's a happy chappy 'cos he's only got one brake and a fixed wheel so he knows a crash is imminent.

The need to look cool by not having two brakes is strongest in Hackney and Peckham. Beats me why. Oh, and he hasn't got a helmet on. Meanwhile the bloke on the left has got two brakes so he is about to be ridiculed on Twitter.

Bah, what a miserable curmudgeon I am.