Wondering if I need to get my brain and/or eyes checked.

I read: 'repaint you kitty'. Obviously, I have too much imagination.


And some questions:
1. Is it too early to be listening to Christmas songs?
2. Why on earth would you want to cut your toenails in the train?
3. What happened to my post office? It is gone! I want to send someone a present, but I don't trust the young ladies working at the counter at the local supermarket where I now have to go to send something across the border...