Leopards...

To add to my wetlegs series... I wonder how often she changes her spots?!

I'm being clever and blipping from the bus, I wasted spent way too much time last night fannying around with my bewbs that I didn't get round to doing something with hair dye and grey roots! Tonight I shall be successful with that!

I wonder sometimes if I speak a different language to other people. If I said I'd like a 'buffet style' (in a foodie context obviously) to you, what do you think I mean? I know I'm a little anal but seriously, it's not fucking rocket science!

*rolls eyes at lazy stupid people*

Thank you so much for all your chat on yesterday's effort... mortifying in spotlight!!

160 sleeps!