Who Am I?

After a few rounds of this game I want to answer that question with the words: An irritating oink who won't take no for an answer and needs to learn to ask better questions to ascertain just what it is you have on your head!!!
Miss E just couldn't get Goalkeper, going round and round in circles with sports and getting to football eventually but not knowing the positions.
She thought it was hilarious as I got more and more wound up!!