If I were a rich man ...

who said Friday 13 is unlucky?

Nearly rich, but not quite there yet...

However £25 on the premium bonds still makes me happy. I’ve won a couple of times since I’ve had them, so it works out at about a 10 percent return which is better than a bank account...

Now to squander it recklessly on wine and chocolate... or possibly more sensibly by buying school uniform for little un...