Your Call is Important to Us

I imagine many of us have played this game more than once ...

Change the car going to our son into his name ... www site not available
Tax the car so he can drive it ... www site fine!
Check the insurance on our new car ... missing Gill as a driver
Call Aviva,  because we can't make follow up changes on-line
Thank you for calling ...
Wade through menu system ...
press 1 for ... and so-on

Take insurance blip in case nothing more exciting happens ....

Thankfully it all seems to be ok now!
It was not all bad news: the lawn mower started, the sun shone, Stuart drove back to Leeds without incident, I still live in a country where we can drink the water and moan about the government .....