Escargot

A little rain overnight meant that the footpath was awash with snails this morning - including this monster. It was a crunchy walk…

A snail wins the lottery and decides to buy a really flash car.
At the dealer he says to the salesman "I want you to spray a big S on the bonnet, a big S on each of the doors and an S on the roof too"
The salesman asks "Why do you want that done?"
The snail replies "When I'm driving it I want everyone to look at it and say,
"WOW! Look at that S car go.”