DAMN! - TWICE!!

Twice, at least.
Once on account of the blur.
Again on account I couldn't see it "in small".
But, under "Criterion 1" it had to be this one.

Trouble was it tickled my humerus - BUT - I'd probably have got a better one if I'd been sneaky about it. I asked and hadn't the requisite gaul to take more than 1.
I intended to keep the kid anonymous and Gran told me he'd smiled for me.
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