Eskmills

It's official. Cigs has achieved mainstream status. A government commission, no less!

In amongst all the other information that's been issued the 2 metre rule has replaced the 5 second rule and the offside rule as the most used rules in the (Dis)United Kingdom. From zero to hero in about 3 days. 

The board were approached by Matt Hancock's people to see if there was a cool tie in the government could use to demonstrate the 2 metre rule. Using all those sessions at the Cafe Royal in the company of MrSmith to my advantage, I pitched a few ideas and one stuck with his flunkies. (Thankfully Dominic Cummings is more focused on flatten curves than Cigs metadata misuse)

And so expect to see the above shot featuring very soon as the benchmark for what is expected of the hordes of dog walkers and exercisers and school pupil refugees out on a lunchtime wander in keeping a safe distance from other Cigshunters out there.

The stock market rallied significantly at this news and drove a strong surge towards the end of trading; the confidence in the markets restored by this bold move.

I'll be putting the money to good use; I'll be self isolating at Shrubhill, editing 'Cigs - My Part In Hitler's Downfall' for an unnamed publishing house. Mon the Brora Rangers!