AOG Day 5

“Goldie, a renowned member of Team Golden Digger Wasp, is competing individually in one of today’s Speed Pollinating Events. Goldie won this event at the last AOG games and we look for him to medal again. It looks like he’s ready to begin. Goldie, like all of our competitors, will be timed, the amount of pollen gathered will also be measured, however any spills will be deducted from the overall score. The Judges will also be looking at overall appearance, normally a category our more experienced athletes don’t have a problem with. Look, Goldie has entered Milkweed Stadium and is being closely watched and followed by one of our Hover Fly Judges. These Judges are highly skilled professionals and do an excellent job of monitoring each of our athletes without ever interfering with their performance. And it goes without saying these judges are completely impartial and exhibit ultimate objectivity, which is so important and necessary in these AOG Games.”