I shared your responses to yesterday's blip with my XR group and they were heartened. Thank you.
I dipped my 38 remaining apple scions in rooting hormone and stuck them in pots. Last year's all died. I expect these will too, but they'll most definitely die if I don't try to give them sustenance.
I went out to buy milk and came home with milk and mushrooms.
I worked out why the vacuum cleaner isn't working as it should.
I'm going to bed now. Apologies for lack of comments.