Rhymes with Blessed

Got new kicks so I feel blessed,
This rykä brand is definitely best.
I wouldn’t have known but might have guessed
‘Cuz Neighbor friend seemed quite impressed.
She recommended them with zeal and zest
Until I had them I would never rest!
I wore them all day and they passed the test
I’m happy, excited and completely obsessed.
(Gotta rap that for the best effect!)
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “what the hell was that all about?“