Stinky bottom

Do you think if aprecious says, "I am not speaking to you stinky bottom?" that I'm in the dog house?

Wonder what I did?

I don't have a stinky bottom, so that can't be it. It might be because I woke up in the night and did a bit of disco dancing? But surely that's entertainment?

I reckon I'll just have a quick kip now, though - because I'm absolutely worn out...

Not one part of me wanted to swim this morning. Not one single part!