A Free Meal

The Current Mrs Creel treated me to lunch as a result of my recent impeccable behaviour.  We were accompanied by our Guidance Counsellor; she also doubles as my s-i-l.


Prior to departure l noticed a pigeon lying behind the house, seemingly unable to move.  Went outside to help and it had gone.  Therefore CMC led a walk to Grindalay House; she used her cattle prod all the way there.  We completed the 'Hoy Heritage' online survey devised by our Heritage Officer.  Back at base, post prandial good behaviour, l was also told l'm being whisked away on holiday.  I'm typing this in the attic having found my bucket and spade.  I realise my swimsuit is worn out at the elbows.


Whatever happened to Bonbons ?