Sexy(?) surgical stockings...

...and a battered and bruised arm from drips and drains. All made more acceptable with the aid of the Kaleidoscope app. You really don't want to see the original picture.

In other news one of the women on the ward is celebrating a wedding anniversary. At visiting time the husband lay on the bed with her, then drew the curtains round. Sounds of canoodling ensued. I can't quite get my head around what went on in there, as she's fitted with a urinary catheter. A golden anniversary perhaps? Ooh I can't believe I said that. What the heck: I've had my brain rummaged in twice - I can say what I want. ;-)