The Purple Fibber

I went for a walk in the woods today looking for mushrooms. I'm not sure I did all that well, perhaps i should have raised the ISO or used a torch. I hoped I'd find a nice bright red and white one. I quite like these purple ones though, I think they're called 'Amethyst Deceiver' and they're edible apparently unless they've been absorbing arsenic from the soil. I think I'll stick with the boring ones from Morrisons.