I work with 3-year-olds.
One girl came in today with her baby doll.
"What is her name?"

"babydoll."

The little boy that I'm one-on-one with asked her why the baby was wearing a diaper.

"so she can make poopy in the diaper."

While sitting on the bench with me, she changed the baby's diaper about 10 times.. and each time, let me know that the baby "made poopy."

Then, during story time, she was holding the baby. I looked away for a second, and when I looked back, she had the baby's head under her shirt and was pretending to breast feed it.


Oh, I hope my kids one day make me laugh this hard. What an awesome day at work.