No Particular Order......

Well I thought I'd give it a few days before mentioning this (just in case it was a mistake) but apparently, I have once again been overlooked in the New Year's Honours List!

How can this be?

There's my charity work (I don't like to talk about it, but I bought The Big Issue at least twice last year)....my patronage of The Arts (I saw a male stripper last September).....my services to pharmacy (I turn up, most days).....or my work with children (I spent bloody hours painting Sadie's toenails on Christmas Day!)

What can the Queen be thinking of?