Shoot the hostage

All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. What do you do?

Shoot the hostage.

All right, pop quiz. University, toilets with no paper. You've got the shits, bad. You're 20km away from home. What do you do?

Phone in sick.

(And spend all day playing Chrono Trigger, practising the piano and experimenting with the custom white balance feature on my camera.)