AOG - the 10-yard Dash!

Breaking news from the Olympic Stadium in New Jersey - Team White-throat medaled in the heavily contested 10-yard dash! And check out our star's excellent form, right down to the pointed toes! The whole sparrow contingent put on an excellent showing today, with Team American Tree Sparrow finishing with a Silver in Freestyle Diving.

The Juncos had everyone on their feet during the Aerial Dance routines and this reporter is pleased to have been on hand to see it all!
Jeremiah Junco, doing his signature dance moves
And Jedediah Junco out-hawking the hawks! The Cooper's Hawk flew off in a giant snit, having been upstaged by Team Junco. It remains unkown if he'll return to compete in these games...

Meanwhile, Team Mourning Dove hand some troublesome moments with their Wing Dance routine, starting with Hermione's awkward takeoff. We'll have to see if they can redeem themselves...

One of the crowd's favorite events was the Freestyle Peanuting - and it was all about Team Blue Jay on this one with Jay-Jay showing his signature moves in the snow. Not to be outdone, Team Grackle had their prima ballerina doing an impressive mid-air dance, followed immediately by their star Pairs Dance team, busting some amazing moves!

I hope you are managing to keep up with the reports coming in from Blip Reporters around the globe, with jaw-dropping AOG stories and photos! Don't forget to link to your own Alternative Olympic stories in comments below!

And, in the real Olympics - wow! Loved the skiing, skating and snowboarding. There is just something about the Olympics that makes me feel optimistic about our world.

Happy Monday.

Debbi