Beepity Beep

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Imagine the sound of a car horn replacing the sound of a musical instrument.

Imagine that sound playing all day...

...by every car in the city.

There is a football game today featuring Egypt and Algeria.

I hope Algeria win.

That'll shut everyone up.

Right, I'm off to watch The Thick Of It Specials.

Malcolm Tucker will drown the fuckers out, with any luck.


Later that evening:
Egypt appear to have won the football game as the streets have now filled up with idiots, no doubt intent on beeping and screaming until the early hours. Such simple simpletons. Beepity fucking beep.