Disabled leopards and incontinent ghosts

I can't look at animal print anymore without smiling! Whilst shopping today I saw a rather large lady in a strapless leopard print dress sat in a mobility scooter. She would have made a great blip but I wasn't brave enough so here is a leopard print shoe instead.

I planned to go to the gym with a colleague today. I was dressed and ready to go when she picked up her bag to find it completely drenched through. No leaking roof, no bottle in the bag, nothing, a complete mystery. Our office ghost is now an office poltergeist who likes relieving himself in gym bags!!