a town called E.

By Eej

Revenge is a dish best served on Easter

They said: "Let's put some ears on the cats, how funny will THAT be? Oh! OH! Let's put them on the internet! Yes!"

And they laughed.
Oh, how they laughed. They laughed at our humiliation, our PAIN AND SUFFERING! Sure, there were the token treats, but do they give us back our dignity? DO THEY?

Well, who's laughing NOW? Huh? HUH? That's right! NOT the humans, but us "their" cats. Still think it's funny? IS IT?

Just so you know, that whole LOLcats malarkey where we pretend we can't spell? It has been a clever ploy to keep you all thinking we are stupid. The gloves are OFF, the world will be OURS!
Forced bunny ears on ALL of humanity!
We are coming for you next, internet!



Signed:
Ty, Recluse, Kitty, Harley & Zebedeus



All.

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