Welcome

to the newly proclaimed Independent Territory of the Little People.

Bring in your:
- enthusiasm
- sweets
- toys
- spontaneity
- presents
- anything that makes annoying noise in a loop
- sticky things that stick to your fringe
- dirt to pack under the nails
- snot (gallons of the stuff)
- highly infectious infantile diseases

Leave behind your:
- inhibitions
- knack for long term planning
- tact
- adult conversations
- adult worries
- adult movies
- adulation of money
- mortgage repayments
- work-related stress
- cardio-vascular conditions
- small prints