Schooner

The three-masted Schooner, Adix, racing off Falmouth.

I got chatting with an American couple who owned one of the yachts. They'd sailed it round the world. Where was the best place you went, I asked? The Marquesas, said the wife, and Bora Bora.

"We asked people in Bora Bora where they went for their holidays. Guess where? Las Vegas!" Yup, you live in paradise and all you crave are endless nights at the slot machines.