Chanticleer And Pertelote

When I came out of John Lewis in Welwyn Garden City I reaIised it was getting dark and I hadn't taken any photographs. I decided to call in at Foxholes Farm on the way home and hopefully shoot some pigs. No pigs to be seen but cock of the walk Chanticleer was standing proud, surveying his bevvy of beautiful wives.

Pertelote approached and gave him a kiss. I clearly heard him say that that woman is man's ruin but when he translated it for her he said that woman is man's joy and all his bliss. He then turned on his heel and immediately made love to another of his wives.

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