Carrot Trees

So here is conclusive proof that carrots (and also parsnips it seems) grow on trees. Forget any of that mumbo-jumbo about pulling them out of the ground, they grow on trees, from where they are harvested by the Easter bunny!

Furthermore, remember that, as many urban schoolchildren will tell you, milk is manufactured in factories before being put into cartons and sent to your breakfast table. Eggs are created in a similar manner!

All that stuff about cows and hens is rubbish!

Just so as we've got that straight!

Another version of this description might have read: toys designed for rabbits, as seen in a pet superstore while out shopping this morning!