Just another Maitress Monday

Just another maitress Monday

Passer-by (with dog); Whit're you dane?
MAiT: Erm, taking a photo
PBWD: Of aw that stuff?
MAiT: Erm, yes.
PBWD (raising eyebrow): Why?
MAiT: Erm, I like to photograph mattresses on a Monday .

At this point I contemplate divulging my theory and statistics about mattresses.....then think better of it.

MAiT: You see I'm a member of a website and I put a photo on it every day.
PBWD: Aw. right. so like photos of crap?
MAiT: No....... ( thinks; David77 )....erm yes, I suppose they are all photos of crap..
PBWD: Aw, right. Mind you there's some ok stuff here. This CD holder's ok, eh? Do you ever pick up stuff off the streets.

MAiT (thinks, oh god, how middle class do I sound; I am a member of a website and every so often I upload pictures of urban decay) : Yeah, like, yeah. Of course I do. You can get some great stuff off the streets, like. Erm can't you. (averting eyes from skanky mattress and trying hard not to shudder)

In other news, I spotted Mr StewartBremner today. And despite everyone else on The Bridges turning to look at me, he didn't hear me trying to attract his attention.