UFO

Ubiquitous Farming Object.

We've reportedly had some strange things appearing in the sky round these parts in the past. Something to do with being nearby the UK's UFO capital and the Falkirk Triangle apparently. Not seen any myself (not whilst sober at least) and these just seem to be some strange looking clouds, heading towards something resembling a sky full of pendulous breasts. I kid you not - 5 minutes before and they looked even more so. Or maybe that's just me.

Stop staring.