Puttin' on the Ritz

Hank:  Stewie, quick!  Fan your tail!

Stewie:  what?

Hank:  Your tail, mate - fan it!  There are ladies present.

Stewie:  Huh?

Hank:  Stewie, you twit!  Get your tail fanned and puff up NOW!

Stewie:  Uh, okay, but I feel kind of ridiculous.

Hank:  Don't be an idiot.  I'm almost certain Hazel is looking at you. Yes, she is!

Hazel:  (under her breath) ...sheesh, what silly boys. Don't they know it's not spring yet?

Wild turkeys - lots of them - scattered about the yard, woods and patio this morning.  I managed to creep out and get some photos, and overheard this conversation... Two other pics on Flickr, starting HERE and a bonus in Extra.  

Hope you're having a great weekend!

Debbi

PS:  Thank you for the lovely comments on Charlie yesterday!