Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

The bottom of the barrel

You know that they are scraping the bottom of the barrel when they appoint Boris Johnson as our Foreign Secretary, a man who has, among other things, described Hilary Clinton as having dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital; called black people  "piccaninnies" with "water melon smiles"; won a prize for a limerick in which he described President Erdogan of Turkey as a "wankerer" who enjoyed sex-relations with a goat; offended President Obama by claiming that the "part-Kenyan president" had an ancestral dislike of the British empire.
I couldn't find a rotten apple to represent the man, so here is a rotten lemon instead.

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