You do not let your camera unattended when you go to the lavatories.
No you don't.
A great day, mostly spent in the very picturesque Haddington (picturesque when there are no middle-aged hooligan pissheads loitering in the foreground of the Riverside flipping the V to passing disabled persons on mobility scooters).
You don't believe me? See for yourself... https://mememe2u.wordpress.com/2018/09/25/a-passion-for-moderation-edinburgh-2018-in-83-photographs/
It was great to meet Mr Smith's family. They coped pretty well with the "weirdo from the internet". They seemed to. Or their acting skills are of the Oscar-winning kind. Thanks a million for having me around.
I also got to meet the Blippet and Fat Satan in the fur. Don't believe a word of the calumnies Mr Smith posts on the interweb. The pug is an adorable wee pup. End of story.