Office Christmas Party.

11.00am - Champagne in the top-floor office, Christmas carols and decorating one of our rare male workers (the environmental team is mostly female) in tinsel.

11.10am - Singing.

11.30am - Rowdy bus journey to fancy hotel.

12.00pm - Exchange of Secret Santa gifts (ranging from ever-so-slightly inappropriate to absolutely hilarious - I got a flashing snowman for my desk - love him! - and a gorgeous glittery owl decoration for my Christmas tree)

12.30pm - The start of a HUUUUUGE, but very scrummy meal.

2.00pm - The newbies' show. Hilarious! Every year the new staff have to put on a show in front of the 250 other staff... This year the environmental team had 6 new joiners, and they all donned masks of the boss' face and danced Gangnam Style while wearing shirts and ties... It really had to be my Blip, didn't it?!

3.00pm - Drinking. Lots of drinking. Free bar, too. Eeep!

4.30pm - Back to the pub, which Genesis had rented a floor of, for another free bar.

5.00pm - Beer, dance, dance, beer, beer, beer, dance, dance, lots of laughing, dance, lots of laughing at the VERY drunk folk, beer, dance, flop onto sofas to chatter utter rubbish, home.

10.00pm - Fall into bed. Sore feet, spinning head, sweaty from the dancing, happy days.

Merry Christmas, one and all!